The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power of not knowing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!