The power to pick thing up with your feet

Going through obejects but cant move

the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

the power to summon 10 ants every week

The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

The power to sweat acid.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

The power to break your Nokia phone.

The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

The ability to visually contract STD's

The ability to crap, but only while being watched

The power to like any show

The power to make anything into toilet paper.

The superpower to think that you have a superpower

the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

The power to turn wine into water

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!