THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to ride a bike

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to exist

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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Grass eating

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!