the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to state the obvious.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!