the power to say candlejack and li

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power of gentle breeze

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!