The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to give your wife rights

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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the power to see through bananas

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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the power to die at will

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!