the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The Power to Combust

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The power to die at will.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to not have this superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!