The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to become inverted background color.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The ability to understand women!!

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!