The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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the power to have a power.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!