The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to see through glass

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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To call me maybe

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The power to not exist.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to see through pastry..

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!