Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to lose the remote.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to dance really well

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!