The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to do nothing/

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the power to see through bananas

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to die at will

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!