the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to be HUMAN

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!