The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to speak braille

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to come second in any race

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!