Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to see into the present

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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Meatvision.

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Taekwondo

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!