The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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the power to fail

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the power to die if you think

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!