The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

The power to see the future but through a straw.

the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

The power to get your comment 1st

the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

The power of reading your own mind.

The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

the power to have an idea..

The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

The power to fap without satisfaction

The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

the power to make glass clear

THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

the power to be permanently unconfortable.

The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

The power to control any type of urine or feces

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!