The power to walk on two legs

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the power to fail at everything you

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!