The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to microwave bread

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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Black power

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to have no power.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!