The power of bullet atraction

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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power to eat through your but

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to not have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!