The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to speak with death people..

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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Aweonao

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!