The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to die on command

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!