DIY LOL
Anti Joke
Porn SFW
Funny Tip Jars
LOL Hell
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
135
136
137
138
139
140
141
142
143
…
Next ›
Last »
The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun
thumb_up
thumb_down
-32
The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...
thumb_up
thumb_down
+183
the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+177
the power to turn into a cheerio at will
thumb_up
thumb_down
+149
The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+135
The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+133
The power to create a rainbow when you fart.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+125
The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless
thumb_up
thumb_down
+123
the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1
thumb_up
thumb_down
+121
the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+119
The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+115
The power to attract bullets.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+111
The power to read your own mind!
thumb_up
thumb_down
+109
-The ability to turn friction on and off.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+101
the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs
thumb_up
thumb_down
+99
The power to kill yourself
thumb_up
thumb_down
+83
the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)
thumb_up
thumb_down
+61
The power to die
thumb_up
thumb_down
+45
The power to dance really well
thumb_up
thumb_down
+41
The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+35
The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+33
The power to see at night but only black objects.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+31
The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+21
The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground
thumb_up
thumb_down
+19
« First
‹ Prev
…
135
136
137
138
139
140
141
142
143
…
Next ›
Last »
Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!