The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

the power to turn into a cheerio at will

The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

The power to attract bullets.

The power to read your own mind!

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

The power to kill yourself

the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

The power to die

The power to dance really well

The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

The power to see at night but only black objects.

The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!