The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to be born.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the power to have no one read this post

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!