The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to like any show

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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A healing punch

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to see air

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Power to always have exact change.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!