The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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the power to shit liquidly

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to read your own mind.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!