the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to die on command

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to become helpless at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!