The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The super power to control paper.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to be a dick.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!