The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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power to fly only in the plane

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to die.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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the power to seduce hats

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!