The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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the power to fail at everything you

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!