The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to find lost socks.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to learn only at school.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!