The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to die on command

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power spite flower

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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Balls.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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Endless falling....

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!