The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!