The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!