The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to swim on land

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power of love

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!