The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to be a normal human

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!