the power to hate nature

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to speak brail.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!