The power to create nothing out of nothing

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

the power to turn into a bucket of water

The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

The power to die at will

The power to suck deez nuts

The power to encounter an internal server error

The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

the power to give anyone an incurable disease

The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

the power to eat with your butt

the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!