The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!