The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to snore.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to exist

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!