The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to never finish your sente

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!