The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to see through windows

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power of bullet attraction.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!