The power to have a power

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to break your bones on command.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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the power to die at will

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!