The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to see the present.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!