The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to fart mace

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to always hug people

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the power to see the present.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!