The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to look TV

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to spell backwards.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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Death at will

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!