The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to commit crime.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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See through invisible people

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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Taekwondo

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to not see ads

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The ability to smell colors.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!