The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!