The power to fly when you fart

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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ikawlhan forever

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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the power to die at will

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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Stop clapping

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to predict the present

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!