The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to to think less

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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the power to see through water.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to be pointless!

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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the ability to type slower.

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the power... to read this

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!