The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!