The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!