The power to breathe

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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To pee standing up.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to wear crocs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!