the power to see into the present.

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the power to control urine

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to write complete sentenc

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the ability to become black.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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To pee standing up.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!