The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to close your nose

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the power to breath through your skin.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to be stupid

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!