The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to be dead

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!