The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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the power to eat waffles

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!