The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to write a country song

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!