To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!