The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to die at will.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!